Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy" INTRO: Bb F Bb F C C F I was datin' some girl from Dayton G C When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise F I did some yoga in Saratoga G C Wound up with lombago from San Diego It got a little clamy one night in Miami Made me wish again to be back in Michigan I got too cute that time in Butte Finally hit my quota in Sarasota CHORUS: Fmaj7 C I wanna stop all this frequent flyin' G7 C Stay clear of those friendly skies Fm C Too tired of all this tryin' D7 G I need a map to keep track of my lies Bb F Bb F C No more rental cars and mini bars, macadamaia jars, and five star motels I had a folly one night in Raleigh Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix I went bonkers one night in Yonkers But it was costin' too much in Boston CHORUS: I wanna shredder this rail pass I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks I wanna switch directions fast It's just easier to stick to the facts No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels CHORUS: I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate Park it on a pretty piece of land Find a hometown girl that I can show the world And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel SOLO We were playin' some bars one night on Mars When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo I started to swoon, orbiting her moon If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider CHORUS: Fmaj7 C I can't blame you for what you see G7 C You are light years ahead of me Fm C I messed around with re-entry D7 G We're just not from the same galaxy Bb F Bb F It's just the way I am, sorry ma'am, but I'll be damned to five star Bb F Bb F I won't tell if you don't tell it's just as well in these five star Bb F Bb F C There's no hope, it's the way I cope, I stole the soap from the five star motel band site http://rickmoranis.com/
