Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"

INTRO: Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)      C (x32010@1)                   FI (133211@1)was datin' some girl from Dayton
                    G (320003@1)                          CWhen (x32010@1)I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise
                       FI (133211@1)did some yoga in Saratoga
               G (320003@1)             CWound (x32010@1)up with lombago from San Diego


It got a little clamy one night in Miami
Made me wish again to be back in Michigan
I got too cute that time in Butte
Finally hit my quota in Sarasota


CHORUS:
        Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                CI (x32010@1)wanna stop all this frequent flyin'
     G7 (320001@1)                    CStay (x32010@1)clear of those friendly skies
    Fm (133111@1)              CToo (x32010@1)tired of all this tryin'
         D7 (xx0212@1)                    GI (320003@1)need a map to keep track of my lies
        Bb (x1333x@1)            F (133211@1)            Bb (x1333x@1)             F (133211@1)       CNo (x32010@1)more rental cars and mini bars, macadamaia jars, and five star motels


I had a folly one night in Raleigh
Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix
I went bonkers one night in Yonkers
But it was costin' too much in Boston


CHORUS:

I wanna shredder this rail pass
I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks
I wanna switch directions fast
It's just easier to stick to the facts
No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels


CHORUS:

I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate
Park it on a pretty piece of land
Find a hometown girl that I can show the world
And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band
I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel


SOLO


We were playin' some bars one night on Mars
When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo
I started to swoon, orbiting her moon
If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider


CHORUS:
        Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                CI (x32010@1)can't blame you for what you see
        G7 (320001@1)                 CYou (x32010@1)are light years ahead of me
  Fm (133111@1)                  CI (x32010@1)messed around with re-entry
      D7 (xx0212@1)                     GWe're (320003@1)just not from the same galaxy
              Bb (x1333x@1)       F (133211@1)             Bb (x1333x@1)              FIt's (133211@1)just the way I am, sorry ma'am, but I'll be damned to five star
  Bb (x1333x@1)              F (133211@1)             Bb (x1333x@1)                   FI (133211@1)won't tell if you don't tell it's just as well in these five star
Bb (x1333x@1)                      F (133211@1)           Bb (x1333x@1)                    F (133211@1)       CThere's (x32010@1)no hope, it's the way I cope, I stole the soap from the five star motel 


band site http://rickmoranis.com/