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When I woke up this morning
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Much to my surprise

The sun was going down
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And I was still alive

I looked into the mirror
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And according to my eyes

The Martians have invaded
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It's hopeless

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I went to see my doctor
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To ask him what to do

Depending on the

Diagnosis

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I said, "Doc, I'm seeing double
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And how are both of you?"

No cause for alarm
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It's hopeless
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You don't stand a chance
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It's hopeless
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Everybody dance

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Well, there's paradise and doomsday
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It depends on which comes first

There's inner peace
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Through meditation
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There's optimists and pessimists
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I don't know which is worse

But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
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It's hopeless

G5
The solution has been dissolved
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The crisis has been resolved
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There's no need to change your plans
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It's a hopeless situation

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For tomorrow is another day
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And everything will be okay
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And by the way
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It's hopeless, hopeless