Tom: D5

D5                                  D5
Is the Richard Gere Gerbil story true
                            D5
Who came third in World War 2
                      G5
did Sooty sleep with Sue,
                       D5                  A5         A5
These things I think about, when i'm with out with you...
D5                             D5
What are the holes in biro's for
                          D5
which one's which in the Corrs
                        G5
did Geff Hurst really score,
                    D5             A5      A5
Coz frankly your a bore, and i'm not...
D5           G5                  E5            A5              
And if it's leavin' season your second on the bill
D5           G5                   E5               A5
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
         E5        A5
I tried love, i'm sorry
         E5
I tried love...
D5                      D5
Does God ever get it wrong
                       D5
Where has Gary Barlow gone
                         G5
Why is Christmas Day so long
                    D5         A5
It just goes on and on... and on,
      A5
Like you,
D5           G5                       E5            A5
And if it's leavin' season your the second on the bill
D5           G5                  E5               A5
If you wont leave me baby i'll find someone who will,
          E5      A5
I tried love, i'm sorry
         E5
I tried love...
E5                      A5
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
 F#5           B5
duh duh, duh duh...
E5                      A5
Do duh duh duh duh duh duh,
 F#5           B5
duh duh, duh duh,
         F#5       B5
I tried love, i'm sorry
        F#5
I tried love...
D5                            D5
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
                          D5
Do you think Adam fancied Eve
                          G5
What if Eve could not conceive
                           D5
And he had to breed with Steve,
             A5
We'd all be gay....