Tom: F
 
F
I?ve sung some songs that were lame
                             Gm
I?ve slept with girls on the game
 
I?ve got my catholic shame
 
Lord I?m in purgatory
C9  C                   Bb  F
Basically it?s all come-on top for me
F
I wasn?t me when we met
                    Dm
You haven?t lost my respect
 
I?m here to serve and protect
                C
What shape of insanity
                  Bb    F
Keeps leading you back to me? 
 
So put your hands across the water
      Gm
Oh mushroom
    C
Monsoon
     Bb  F
Come soon
 
Don?t wanna piss on your parade

I?m here to make money and get laid

Yeah I?m a star but I?ll fade

If you ain?t stickin? your knives in me

You will be eventually
 
To all you sharons and michelles

With all your tales to sell

Save your meat money well

I?m glad that spending a night with me

Guaranteed you celebrity.
 
And I can?t talk in a crowd

When I?m alone I?m too loud

You?ve done your daddy?s proud

Thank you for keeping me company

You?ve all been so nice to me
 
[chorus]
 

Eb
Oh lord I feel
F
Nothing
Eb
I know much smarter men
C9     C
Never got this far
 
I got too many regrets

I?ve smoked too many cigarettes

I?ve had more blondes than brunettes

I?m not expecting your sympathy

But it?s all been too much for me
 
[chorus]
 
final chorus:
F
So put your hands across the water
      Bb
Oh mushroom
    C
Monsoon
     Bb  F
Come soon