This is my first, so be gentle. 

I wouldn't say it's 100% so please feel free to edit it.

I worked it out on the piano, so I hope it translates well.

INTRO
F C/F F C F
F Am G/C Bb F F Ab

VERSE
F                           C/F
This is the night I've been dreaming of forever
F                             C/F
The mirror takes a look at my face
F                           Am         G/C
It's funny how when I don't show up on Monday
Bb         F        Ab/Eb     D          Ab/C               Bb
They'll go nuts and eat their hats, well what do you say to that?

CHORUS
F#       C#m             Bm   F#
She says you're throwing life away
   C#          B        F#
To move with a man like me
Ebm       C#              Ab                     Bb
She's not blind, She just don't have the mind to see

VERSE
F                   C/F
This is a habit I'm breaking now forever
F                        C/F
I'm weary from trying to shake it
F                         Am           G/C
So if I ask and you don't give me your hand
Bb        F   Ab/Eb  D           Ab/C            Bb
I'll take it, right now, to your mothers side of town

CHORUS
Same as above

MUSICAL INTERLUDE
Same as Verse

F#       C#m             Bm   F#
She says you're throwing life away
   C#m         B        F#
To move with a man like me
        C#m         B        F#
Just to move with a man like me.