Tab: Maniac1075

B5
He?s been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,
                                                                 F#5
And he thinks to himself "from behind she?s a good looking horse".
        E5
So it's woo back under a tree,
                  
And he waits while the horse takes a pee,
                                                  B5
And he lifts up its tail to make sure that it?s a she.
  F#5
And he sees this huge vagina,
  E5
And he thinks "what could be finer?"
  F#5
So it's down with the reigns,
                          G5 B5
And down with the overalls, too.


[Chorus]
                         B5   F#5 B5
He's a well-hung plowboy,
                                             F#5
Sneaking up on his horse and having intercourse.
                         B5   F#5 B5
He's a well-hung plowboy,
                                              F#5
And the smile on his horse proves it feels no remorse.
N.C
He roots it with great force.


[Riff 2]
B5
When he comes home from supper
                N.C
His wife says: "you're a horse fucker!
B5                               F#5
I've been to see a lawyer just today
E5              
And I want a divorce" ("why?")
N.C
"Because you fucked that horse!
B5
I've been down the field

Watching you all day.
F#5
You were up behind that horse.
E5                           B5
You were pumping with great force".
B5
The horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,
And he just stands still and says:
N.C
"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)

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