Butt Ugly Slut
written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05



N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow


INTRO: E


CHORUS:
         E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A                  E
And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#7                             B
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
E
Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
        A                          E
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
         A                     E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7                 E
And a jealous old man in jail


           A                   E
Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly
           B7              E
Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean
          A                                                          E
I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
             B7                                                E
Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes

CHORUS:
         E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      A                  E
And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
       F#7                           B
And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
E
I don't care if she cheats on me
          A                      E   
'long she sends me checks in the mail
         A                     E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7                 E
And a jealous old man in jail
         A                     E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
      B7                 A
And a jealous old man in jail
            E          B7 - E
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