Intro 
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Verse:
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I'm sick and tired and sad and broke combusted

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I'm taking leave of my troubles today

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Hide everything you don't wanna get shattered

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Oh tonight we're gonna roll the rules away


Chorus (same chords as verse):

There's a party in my pants and you're invited
A big fiesta in my trousers I'm excited
I'm so happy my little cupcake I can hide it
Oh there's aparty in my pants and your invited

Instrumental E5 ? A7? B5 -something

Verse:
If you're tired of knock knock jokes and conversation
Hey crank up the radio and kill the light
Hey lets get on this gay love selebration
We're gonna party in my britches tonight

Chorus

Chorus