Tab by Mike Gallas

I made this version by combining the Countrytabs.com and talby1234's from 
theavettbrothers.com versions. They deserve all the credit. Also Roger Miller!

Capo 2

C/B= 0-2-0-0-1-0


Intro
C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)

C (x32010@1)                 C/B (x2555x@1)            Am (x02210@1)   GThe (320003@1)people in this city call me country,
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)                CBecause (x32010@1)of how I walk and talk and smile.
C (x32010@1)                   C/B (x2555x@1)            Am (x02210@1)   GWell (320003@1)I don't mind them laughing in the city,
F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)            CBut (x32010@1)the country folks all say I'm citified.
C (x32010@1)                   C/B (x2555x@1)           Am (x02210@1)    G (320003@1)         
The fighting men they say that I'm a coward.
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)            CBecause (x32010@1)I never push no one around.
C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)         Am (x02210@1)    GGentle (320003@1)people call me trouble-maker,
F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)                CCause (x32010@1)I'll always fight and stand my ground.
F (133211@1)          EmFunny (022000@1)I don't fit.
 Dm (xx0231@1)               G (320003@1)           CWhere (x32010@1)have all the average people gone?

C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
C (x32010@1)               C/B (x2555x@1)             Am (x02210@1)    GSome (320003@1)pious people point and call me sinner,
F (133211@1)                   G (320003@1)            CBecause (x32010@1)to them I've never seen the light.
C (x32010@1)            C/B (x2555x@1)          Am (x02210@1)    GOther (320003@1)folks think of me as a preacher.
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)             CI'm (x32010@1)just doing what I think is right.
C (x32010@1)                C/B (x2555x@1)             Am (x02210@1)   GThe (320003@1)wealthy people think that I am a hobo,
F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)            CLean (x32010@1)and hungry, writing mournful songs.
C (x32010@1)                C/B (x2555x@1)                   Am (x02210@1)   GAnd (320003@1)the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,
F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)              CBut (x32010@1)really, I'm just trying to get along.
F (133211@1)                EmIt's (022000@1)funny I don't fit.
    Dm (xx0231@1)                   G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)Tell me where have all the average people gone?

C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
C (x32010@1)               C/B (x2555x@1)            Am (x02210@1)   GAnd (320003@1)the government has given me a number,
F (133211@1)              G (320003@1)               CTo (x32010@1)simplify my birth and life and death.
C (x32010@1)                C/B (x2555x@1)                Am (x02210@1)   GAnd (320003@1)still my woman thinks I'm awful important,
F (133211@1)                          G (320003@1)            CLike (x32010@1)the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath.
F (133211@1)          EmFunny (022000@1)I don't fit.
 Dm (xx0231@1)               G (320003@1)           CWhere (x32010@1)have all the average people gone?
F (133211@1)                 EmYes, (022000@1)it's funny I don't fit.
 Dm (xx0231@1)              G (320003@1)             CWhere (x32010@1)have all the average people gone?
   F (133211@1)        EmHoney (022000@1)I don't fit,
 Dm (xx0231@1)              G (320003@1)            CWhere (x32010@1)have all the average people gone?
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C (x32010@1)name="chord_x2555x@1">C/B Am (x02210@1)name="chord_320003@1">G F (133211@1)name="chord_320003@1">G C (x32010@1)
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