Tab by Mike Gallas

Capo 2

Intro
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The people in this city call me country,
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Because of how I walk and talk and smile.
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Well I don't mind them laughing in the city,
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But the country folks all say I'm citified.
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The fighting men they say that I'm a coward.
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Because I never push no one around.
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Gentle people call me trouble-maker,
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Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground.
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Funny I don't fit.
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Where have all the average people gone?

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Some pious people point and call me sinner,
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Because to them I've never seen the light.
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Other folks think of me as a preacher.
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I'm just doing what I think is right.
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The wealthy people think that I am a hobo,
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Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs.
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And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,
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But really, I'm just trying to get along.
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It's funny I don't fit.
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Tell me where have all the average people gone?

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And the government has given me a number,
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To simplify my birth and life and death.
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And still my woman thinks I'm awful important,
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Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath.
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Funny I don't fit.
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Where have all the average people gone?
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Yes, it's funny I don't fit.
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Where have all the average people gone?
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Honey I don't fit,
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Where have all the average people gone?
slow
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