The chords over the spoken words:
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        Apparently they were travelling abroad

        And they picked up some hitchhikers...drill

        Wake up you're dreaming...what...you're dreaming

        We were moving away from the border

        Uh what border?

        Have a nice day...uh...have a nice day


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We were moving away from the border
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Looking for somewhere to sleep
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The two of us sharing the driving
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Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat

        Hello
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I sneaked a quick look in the mirror

She gave me a smile
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    I said "Is anyone hungry?
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    Should we stop for a while?"
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So we pulled off into a layby
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Her dress blew up over her head
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I said "Would you like to come with me?"
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She said   something foreign under her breath
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And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
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I thought to myself she's much too good for him
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I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
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She said