C5                       A5
  I nailed ducks to the wall
G5 C5                       A5
   Kept my heart in dark ruins
   G5     C5                      A5
I built bungalows all over the hills
 G5  C5                   A5
Dunroamin, duncarin, dunlivin
G5 C5                     A5
   Took my girl to the country
G5     C5                 A5
To sleep out under the moon
 C5                      A5
Next thing she's going crazy
         C5
        Women are like that kid
                  A5
        What the hell can you do?
G5    C5                     A5
She waits for the real Mr. Right to come
G5   C5                   A5
   Gently removing her heart
           F5                        G5
With his promises of real communication
        
        I saw a program about that on TV........
F#5    F5
Who's always picking up the tab
                                      C5
Who built a bungalow for his mum and dad

Me.....
     F5
Who took you out to all the shows
                               C5
Who worked his fingers to the bone

Me....
                  G5
While you were asleep
        
        It was me...I did
                      F#5   F5
I kept you in buttons and bows
        
        Christ all those clothes
                              C5
So you could encourage this creep
 F#5      F5
With his   neat feet
           C5
And his clean fingernails
 F#5       F5                 C5
With his wise but twinkling eyes
        F5                      C5
He's a rock standing out in an ocean of doubt
                                 F5
        Get movin', get off the road ya Goddam faggot
              G5
And compromise
F#5   F5                       C5
I'd like to go on with this bit of a song
F5                     C5
  Describing this schmuck
     F5            G5                        C5
I'd like to go on,  but I'm going to throw up
                                                        A5
[Not in my rig you don't boy...get the hell out of here]