Eb5       F#5                Ab5    A5     Ab5   Eb5
   I am a secret government agent armed with lies
      F#5                Ab5      A5  Ab5        Eb5
About secret government things. Oh yeahh...
       F#5                Ab5                   A5     Ab5  Eb5
I have secret government documents that could knock you dead
          F#5              Ab5     A5  Ab5       Eb5
From your regular citizen lives. Oh yeahh...
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And I'll break into your regular citizen homes with my government knives

F#5 Ab5 F#5 Eb5

     F#5              Ab5          A5      Ab5       Eb5
I do regular citizen things, but that's where it ends
          F#5                Ab5        A5    Ab5     Eb5
'Cause my secret government mind is a rare breed
        F#5                         Ab5          A5 Ab5    Eb5
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion but I don't mind
          F#5                Ab5    A5    Ab5     
'Cause my secret government facts tell me
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Despite what many normal citizens say
Bb5                                                 Eb5 
Love causes pain and pain hurts and now passion is dead

F#5 Ab5 F#5

  Eb5                               
Before I became a secret agent spy
C#5 Eb5                             Bb5      C#5  
   I was put on this earth with a regular life
Eb5
Smiling and laughing and singing away
C#5 Eb5                          Bb5          C#5
   But I could not keep my curious mind at bay
Eb5
I set out to answer a question of mine
C#5 Eb5                      Bb5       C#5
  About human heart versus rational mind
Eb5
See, I thought if I planted my heart in the ground
C#5 Eb5                                   Bb5       C#5
   I could grow a heart tree and spread my love around
Eb5
I enlisted the help of a very close friend
C#5 Eb5                                Bb5           C#5
   And we ripped out my heart so the test could begin

       B5          A$
And we watered my heart
       B5                   Bb5 
And we let the sun feed it vitamins
       B5               Bb5
And we waited for that sprout
      Bb5                                             Eb5   F#5 Ab5 F#5 Eb5
And I dug up my heart and I found it was nothing but dirt
                         F#5    Ab5 F#5
(My heart had become the earth)

Eb5        F#5                Ab5    A5     Ab5     Eb5
Now I'm a secret government agent armed with a past
      F#5              Ab5    A5  Ab5       Eb5
About regular citizen life. Oh yeahh...
        F#5                         Ab5     
I can't love, I can't feel or have passion
    A5 Ab5    Eb5               F#5                        Ab5    A5 Ab5
But I don't mind, 'cause you can't break my government heart
Eb5           F#5                    Ab5    A5 Ab5    Eb5
  You cannot break my secret agent heart ever again