Capo 3

Intro
(Piano then)
G           B7              E                  E7
    *Spoken*   (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?)
A7                            D7          G      D7
(Miss Miller have you seen my Megaphone?)

Verse 1
G                    B7                    E
Don't you be puttin' down when I'm puttin' up,
     E7
Come off of that stuff,
    A7                      D7                 G             D7
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.
    G                    B7              E
You can't put a fire out if it was never lit,
   E7
So what if we quit?
    A7                      D7                 G      D7     G
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.


Bridge 1
B7                                           E                 E7
Don't be throwin' out hits arguments that?r tellin' me what to do
      A7                                    D7
I can figure it out, no doubt, every bit as good as you.


Verse 2
   G                     B7                  E
My water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E7
It's still gonna flow,
    A7                      D7                 G
You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

       D7
Girls, How about some doh-di-o-doh

  G               B7              E                E7
                               (Thankyou)
A doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh
  A7              D7               G
A doh-di-o-doh, A doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh 

(Bridge 1)

   G                     B7                  E
My water won't be turned off when you up and go,
     E7
It's still gonna flow,
    A7                      D7                 G  F#  F  E7
You can?t turn me off cause you didn?t turn me on.
    A7                      D7                 G (1 strum ) D7 (1 strum )
You can?t turn me off cause you didn?t turn me on.
G          N.C.
Doopi doo, Whoo!