Transcribed by Grant Stogdill G D You oughta write a book called leavin? made easy Cause you do it so well A D Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell G D G And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree D A G D A D That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin? made easy ( A ) D You gave me all the standard reasons The required tears A D A Grabbed your coat Picked up your suitcase And simply disappeared ( G ) D G And just as easily as you made me fall D A D You took this lovin? heart and nailed it to the wall You oughta write a book called leavin? made easy Cause you do it so well Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin? made easy I still hear those tires squealin? As you made your run You took the hardest part of leavin? and made it look like fun And like a harlequin romance I thought Hey we?d love on and on But you just wrote me off I guess I read you wrong You oughta write a book called leavin? made easy Cause you do it so well Step by step instructions On how to turn Heaven into Hell And it would be a million seller And this critic would agree That if you really wanna break a heart just read leavin? made easy If you really wanna break a heart just read leavin? made easy