G5 D5 Cinderella's on her bedroom floor D5 She's got a F5 A5 Crush on the guy at the liquor store G5 D5 Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore F5 C5 F5 And she forgets why she came here G5 D5 Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood D5 For shame she says F5 A5 None for you dear prince, I'm tired today G5 D5 F5 C5 F5 I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming Refr?o: A5 G5 F5 C5 A5 G5 F5 I don't care for your fairytales G5 C5 You're so worried about the maiden though you know D5 A5 G5 F5 She's only waiting on the next best thing F5 next best thing G5 Snow White is doing dishes again cause D5 What else could you do F5 A5 With seven itty-bitty men? G5 D5 Sends them to bed and she calls up a friend F5 C5 F5 Says will you meet me at midnight? G5 D5 The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says F5 A5 Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair G5 D5 F5 C5 F5 I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows (Refr?o) G5 D5 Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom F5 A5 Man made up a story said that I should believe him G5 D5 Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight F5 C5 F5 But I don't want the next best thing F5 So I sing G5 D5 F5 A5 I hold my head down and I break these walls round me F5 D5 Can't take no more of your fairytale love A5 G5 F5 I don't care C5 A5 G5 F5 For your fairytales G5 C5 You're so worried bout the maiden though you know D5 She's only waiting A5 spent the whole life being G5 F5 A5 G5 graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb F5 Appreciation A5 G5 F5 A5 But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending G5 F5 A5 Cause I don't want the next best thing G5 F5 A5 No no I don't want the next best thing