This is not 100% correct, but it's close enough. Post edits of this, because you probably have a better ear than I do. Ab Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Bbm Got this sugary me stuffed in my sleeve Cm And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things C# And I'm just who you want me to be Ab But like most creatures down here on the ground Bbm I'm composed of the elements moving around Cm And I grow and change and I shift and I switch C# And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch Eb But that only happens when I get provoked C# By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know Eb And I sit and I write while reminding you all C# That mean songs are still better than going postal Ab And that guy's an asshole Cm That girl's a bitch Bbm Baby it's natural C# No gettin' away from it Ab So sing it out with me Cm And then let it go Bbm Eb Ab Fuck that guy he's just an asshole Cm Oh-asshole C# Asshole Bbm Asshole I see I've surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think that I ruined the day Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways Your toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think 'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole Ab And I won't let him in Cm C# Under my skin C# Eb You're a sad sack of shit Eb Ab That's pathetic Ab Just a festering sore Cm C# Who will never be more than that C# Eb/B Eb If I don't let it And that guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole
