Capo on 3rd fret :)

First verse:

F
Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
C
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
Gm
And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
Bb
And I'm just who you want me to be

F
But like most creatures down here on the ground
C
I'm composed of the elements moving around
Gm
I grow and change and I shift and I switch
Bb
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch

C
But that only happens when I get provoked
Gm
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
C
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
Bb
That mean songs are still better than going postal

Chorus:
F
And that guy's an asshole
C
That girl's a bitch
Gm
Baby it's natural
Bb
No getting away from it
F
So sing it out with me
C
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole
F   C   Gm  Bb
Asshole....asshole

Second Verse:

F
I see I've surprised you with some of my words
C
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
Gm
And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
Bb
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade

F
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
C
You're a toxin

Wasting perfectly good space
Gm
And I say what I think
Bb
'Cause it's more economic

Than drugs or a drink

Chorus:

F
And that guy's an asshole
C
That girl's a bitch
Gm
Baby it's natural
Bb
No getting away from it
F
So sing it out with me
C
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

Bridge:

Bb                    Am
No I won't let him in, under my skin
Gm                      F         Am
He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic
Bb                    Am
Just a festering sore
                    Gm             C
Who will never be more if I don't let him

Chorus:

F
That guy's an asshole
C
That girl's a bitch
Gm
Baby it's natural
Bb
No getting away from it
F
So sing it out with me
C
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

Repeat once and fade out and end on F :)