Capo on 3rd fret :)

First verse:

F5
Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
C5
Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
G5
And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
Bb5
And I'm just who you want me to be

F5
But like most creatures down here on the ground
C5
I'm composed of the elements moving around
G5
I grow and change and I shift and I switch
Bb5
And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch

C5
But that only happens when I get provoked
G5
By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
C5
And I sit and I write while reminding you all
Bb5
That mean songs are still better than going postal

Chorus:
F5
And that guy's an asshole
C5
That girl's a bitch
G5
Baby it's natural
Bb5
No getting away from it
F5
So sing it out with me
C5
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole
F5   C5   G5  Bb5
Asshole....asshole

Second Verse:

F5
I see I've surprised you with some of my words
C5
And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
G5
And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
Bb5
Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade

F5
But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
C5
You're a toxin

Wasting perfectly good space
G5
And I say what I think
Bb5
'Cause it's more economic

Than drugs or a drink

Chorus:

F5
And that guy's an asshole
C5
That girl's a bitch
G5
Baby it's natural
Bb5
No getting away from it
F5
So sing it out with me
C5
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

Bridge:

Bb5                    A5
No I won't let him in, under my skin
G5                      F5         A5
He's a sad sack of shit, it's pathetic
Bb5                    A5
Just a festering sore
                    G5             C5
Who will never be more if I don't let him

Chorus:

F5
That guy's an asshole
C5
That girl's a bitch
G5
Baby it's natural
Bb5
No getting away from it
F5
So sing it out with me
C5
And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

Repeat once and fade out and end on F :)