The chords are easy:

verses:
D D7M D D7M D D7M A
chorus:
G A D G  G A D
bridge:
D D7M D D7M

such as:

verse
D                    D7M
i love you more than bears love honey

etc.

chorus
G               A
i love you even if it's not hip

etc.

verse
D                    D7M
I love you more than girls love dolls
D                    D7M
I love you more than dogs love balls
D                        D7M               A 
I love you more than the white stuff in a zit

chorus
G               A
I love you Like Gary Busey 

etc.

bridge
D                     D7M
Jewish people driving German cars

etc.


D   D   D
Cha Cha Cha