Intro: F#5      B5      F#5      B5      F#5        B5       C#5

F#5       B5    F#5     B5       F#5    B5         F#5
Science wears a new suit to his coffee, toast, and eggs
       F#5    B5         F#5      B5         A5               F#5
But he has to skip the stairs now, ?cause of   two broken legs
D5               F#5           D5     B5         C#5
Whine, whine, I cannot climb, every time?s the same
       F#5      B5      F#5      B5       C#5          G#5    F#5
I?d be more inclined to help him if he could remember my ? name

            A5              F#5
And he was sad, and he was sorry
            C#5               D5       C#5
Let it all out, what are you running for
              A5         F#5
This is your chance, be ready.
              C#5      D5 ? C#5    D5  C#5
I?m taking my seat ??.oh, oh ?? oh lucky me!

F#5   B5   F#5   B5   F#5   B5   C#5

F#5         B5        F#5      B5             F#5    B5   F#5
Faith can?t fill the dance hall   because her powers have declined (declined!)
    F#5    B5     F#5   B5         A5               F#5
But at the beauty pageant she will always take the prize
D5             F#5           D5               C#5
Light, light, Easter white. Roll her in the dirt.
        F#5   B5       F#5       B5          C#5    G#5  F#5
When it comes time for kneeling she?ll say, ?You ? go ? first.?

           A5               F#5
And he was sad, and he was sorry
           C#5                D5       C#5
Let it all out, what are you running for
              A5         F#5
This is your chance, be ready.
              C#5      D5 ? C#5    D5  C#5
I?m taking my seat ??.oh, oh ?? oh lucky me!

C#5
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E5                D5      C#5
    La la la la la la ? la la la la la la la la ?

    F#5      B5            F#5  B5        F#5   B5       F#5
The wise man once tried to tell me how to sugar coat the grave
        F#5     B5         F#5  B5       A5                 F#5
But the game is for the adults     and I don?t know how to play
D5       F#5              D5              C#5
Oh, oh, where will I go? Toss me out to sea ?
         F#5       B5     F#5    B5   C#5   G#5        F#5
When the jar?s all out of candy don?t come bla?ming ? me.

           A5               F#5
And he was sad, and he was sorry
           C#5                D5       C#5
Let it all out, what are you running for
             A5          F#5
This is your chance, be ready.
              C#5      D5 ? C#5    D5   C#5
I?m taking my seat ??.oh, oh ?? oh, oh ??
           A5               F#5
And you?re sad, and you?re sorry
           C#5                D5       C#5
Let it all out, what are you running for
               A5            F#5
Tell the whole world. We?re waiting.
              C#5      D5 ? C#5    D5   C#5
I?m taking my seat ??.oh, oh ?? oh lucky me!

F#5   B5   F#5   B5

F#5         B5          F#5    F#5   F#5
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