Intro (tabbed by Kosh H)
Intro:X2
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | -----------4----4----4--------2----2----2--------------------------------- | 
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | ---4/6-----------------2/4------------------------------------------7-6--- | 
A | ---------2----2----2--------0----0----0------------2~--4--2--4--2---x-x--- | 
E | ----------------------------------------------2/4--0~--0--0--0--0---0-0--- | 

       B
When I like you,
     B7M    B
It's total revenge.
  B            B7M    B
I want to, but I can pretend,
     B               B7M      B          C#m   E
That I don't need to be by your side again.

        C#m    E
Wrap me up,
     B       F#m
In a plastic case,
       C#m     E
Pat me down,
          B    F#m
With your warm embrace,
        C#m    E
I wanna know
          C#m              C#7
Where you lay your face at night,
              E
For all these years.

Intro riff (one time)

         B   
You're a problem ,
     B7M    B
That I can't abide,
        B
I could sleep, well,
   B7M  B
If only I tried,
      B           B7M     B
But I stay up and dream of a bride to be,
   C#m    E
Oh me, Oh my.

        C#m   E
Give it up,
        B       F#m
I can't wait no more.
       C#m    E   
I am stuck    
        B       F#m
On your bedroom floor.
         C#m     E
With the thought,
       B       F#m
That I may not be,
   C#7                B
As great as those who came before.

          B      F#m       E
There's a man assigned to me,
       B         F#m         E
And he checks on my stability.
      B        F#m     E
We discuss you every week.
       B         F#m      E
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.

    E7M        B
But maybe, I can show you,
F#m    E7M
Baby, Maybe,
      B         F#m
I can relax for good,
      E7M      B
Whoa baby, I can show you,
F#m    E7M (let it ring)
Maybe, Baby,

          B     F#m       E
There's a man assigned to me,
        B        F#m       E
And he checks on my stability,
      B        F#m   E
We discuss you every week,
       B         F#m      E
Then I rinse and rinse, repeat.
       B       F#m    E
And he charges by the tear,
      B       F#m           E
Til I weep no more strictly out of fear,
       B       F#m        E
That I can't afford your love,
        B         F#m     E
And the moon just burns above.

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