Tabbed by Sean Cronie

This is the closest your going to get (I think)

Verse

Em
Creamsicle sky while the sun sets in the west

Am
Where are the queers on the piers heard they gave it thier best

Em
Now they got jobs at a low go fast food chain

        Am
flippin tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame

        Em
Flippin tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame

Chorus

Am                             C
Cause you cant see tits on the radio 

     G                           F
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show

   Am                      C
Fasten those pants for the lap dance

G                       F
Take your shot now this may be your last chance

Repeat for the 'there aint no tits in the radio oh no' bit

Verse 

Chorus x2

The End CHEERS!!!!!