capo-3





[speaking]
People ask me what's important to me in the world,
and they ask me that alot,
and I say it's not just one thing that's important to me.
Well there are three things actually:
Wood, cheese and children.

[music starts]

G                D              Em                D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
        G               D              Em                D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


         Am
when you don't know what to do,
    Em                             G
you don't know where to go, you're out in the darkness,
       D
In the blinding snow.
Am                      Em
Get yourself some wood, make sure it's dry
G                   D               G
set it on fire, and you get high-on wood,
 
             
G                D              Em                D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
        G               D              Em                D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


Am                            Em
Now you've got a fire, you're feeling fine
G                          D
unless you have a chipmunk gnawing on your spine.
Am                       Em
there's just one thing a chipmunk can't stand.
       G                           D
it's a nice chunk of cheese with a man's right hand.


G                D              Em                D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
        G               D              Em                D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


Am                           Em                  G                    
Now you've got that chipmunk on the run, you can take that cheese
    D
and have a little fun.
Am                   Em
Dress it as a monkey hang it in a tree.
        G                           D
And the children will thank you for setting them free
        Am            Em                    G                         
for the children will not be free till there's a little cheese monkey
D
hung up in a tree.
Am                         Em                   G
A tree is a creature, it's made of wood, it's a leafy tree
       D
and it looks quite good
Am                      Em                   G
so if you feel bad, and if you feel sad, get three little things that'll
D
make you feel glad
Am              Em                     G                               D
God made trees, man made cheese, and a woman will make children if you just

say please.


G                D              Em                D
Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
        G               D              Em                D
wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
    G                D         Em                D
uhhawood, cheese and children, make your life so sweet 
        G               D
wooawooawood cheese and children. Yeah, ooh, Ah, Ah. Wood Cheese and Children. 
     Em             G                 Em
Ones nurishing ones fun and one makes heat...