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[speaking]
People ask me what's important to me in the world,
and they ask me that alot,
and I say it's not just one thing that's important to me.
Well there are three things actually:
Wood, cheese and children.

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Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
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wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


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when you don't know what to do,
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you don't know where to go, you're out in the darkness,
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In the blinding snow.
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Get yourself some wood, make sure it's dry
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set it on fire, and you get high-on wood,
 
             
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Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
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wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


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Now you've got a fire, you're feeling fine
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unless you have a chipmunk gnawing on your spine.
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there's just one thing a chipmunk can't stand.
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it's a nice chunk of cheese with a man's right hand.


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Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
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wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.


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Now you've got that chipmunk on the run, you can take that cheese
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and have a little fun.
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Dress it as a monkey hang it in a tree.
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And the children will thank you for setting them free
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for the children will not be free till there's a little cheese monkey
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hung up in a tree.
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A tree is a creature, it's made of wood, it's a leafy tree
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and it looks quite good
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so if you feel bad, and if you feel sad, get three little things that'll
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make you feel glad
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God made trees, man made cheese, and a woman will make children if you just

say please.


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Wood, cheese and children, they make you sweat so sweet
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wooawooawood cheese and children, they make your life complete.
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uhhawood, cheese and children, make your life so sweet 
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wooawooawood cheese and children. Yeah, ooh, Ah, Ah. Wood Cheese and Children. 
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Ones nurishing ones fun and one makes heat...