G5 G5 C5 I couldn't sleep so I took a pill D5 E5 with a dirty glass of water from a low pressure hell G5 C5 Someone buy a round before my liver fails D5 E5 and you know it will C5 How many of you will be (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba) D5 left to make a scene G (timing is weird feeling) C at my funeral party C5 D5 Set my soul at ease by spinning wire G5 as I lay on my side C5 cause it's the earth which I have known since birth E5 So clap your hands if you wanna be B5 C5 the little princess who finally gets the pony D5 or the one that steals the life from me E5 B5 With that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks C5 D5 to cover up your track marks E5 B5 Cuz when you finally come down C5 the pony you've been riding around town D5 turns out to be a man E5 B5 C5 D5 And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again C5 How many of you be will be D5 left to drink whiskey G5 C5 at my funeral party C5 D5 Remember to bring your flask G5 and pour a shot for C5 your dead homie E5 B5 C5 D5 Shake your ass around my casket E5 B5 C5 D5 Shake your ass around my casket E5 B5 Shake your ass around my casket C5 D5 and bring your beach blankets E5 B5 Volley balls, wine coolers C D (End with one strum ) Spin your favorite records.
