Tabbed By Angel H
October 15, 2005


Biss: G D Am C Cm
Verse: Em C Am C

Em                                                                 C
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.


Am                              C
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free.


Em                               
She's been to private school, and she speaks 


Am                              
perfect French. She's got her perfect friends,


      C
oh, isn't she cool.


Em                              C
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve.


Am                                      C
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far



better than me, hey hey.

G       D                        Am     C                                               
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.

G              D                         Am     C                       
Promise you won't ever see me cry.

G              D                         Am     C
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.

G              D                          Am     C
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.

Cm
So don't bother, be unkind.


I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.


I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?


She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.


I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.