Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Capo: 1
F: xx3211
C: x32010
A#: xx3331
D#: xx6343
  F
I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
   C
My clothes still smell like the night before
      A#
Where am I?
                      C
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
           F
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
       C
Like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
    A#                              C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
        F
I'm not trying to be a saint
        C
I don't wanna be president someday
         A#
I'm just trying to make my way 
C
Yeah
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
         C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
          C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad 
  C
I never said
    A#          C
I'd ever get it right

Da da da da da
   F
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
         C
And that being with me is what turned her gay
       A#
What's with me?
                             C
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
           F
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
           C
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops 
    A#                              C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
        F
I'm not trying to be a saint
        C
I don't wanna be president someday
         A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
         C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
          C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad 
  C
I never said
    A#          C
I'd ever get it right

Da da da da da
F
I'm just a bad luck charm
C
To blame when things go wrong
A#
Been cursed since I was born
   C
Maybe one day I'll change
    D#      A#    C
For now all I can say
Yeah
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
         C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
                F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
  C
I can't do nothing right
                A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah 
          C
So if you fuck up all the time 

Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad 
C
I never said
A#              C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad 
  C
I never said
    A#          C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad 
  C
I never said
    A#          C
I'd ever get it right 
               F
Da da da da da da 

Ah fuck it