C
Yeah, I lef' home when the kid was three. 
   F
It sure felt good to be fancy free
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Tho I knew it wasn't quite the fatherly thing to do. 
         C
But that kid kept screamin' and throwin' up
    F
And pissin' in his pants til I had enough
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So just for revenge I went and named him Sue.