Key of D As performed by Danny McMaster "So you're takin' better care of your body Becoming more aware of your body Responding to your body's needs Everything you hear and read about diets Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized Soaps that will sanitize Sprays to deordorize Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size Shots that will immunize Pills to re-energize you But remember that for all your pain and gain Eventually the story ends the same..." D (xx0232@1) AYou (x02220@1)can quit smoking but your still gonna die DCut (xx0232@1)out cokin but your still gonna die GEliminate (320003@1)everything fatty and fried A (x02220@1) Dand (xx0232@1)you can get real healthy but your still gonna die AStop (x02220@1)drinkin booze your still gonna die DStay (xx0232@1)away from loose women son your still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can cut out coffee and never get high A (x02220@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)your still gonna still gonna still gonna die D (xx0232@1) AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die A (x02220@1) DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can even give aerobics one more try A (x02220@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)when the music stops playing your still gonna die APut (x02220@1)seatbelts in your car your still gonna die Dcut (xx0232@1)out nicotine and tar your still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can exercise that celulite right off of your thigh A (x02220@1) Dget (xx0232@1)slimmer and trimmer but your still gonna die AStop (x02220@1)getting a tan your still gonna die DEat (xx0232@1)a lot of oat bran your still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can search for UFOs up in the sky A (x02220@1) Dmight (xx0232@1)fly you to Mars where your still gonna die D (xx0232@1) AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die A (x02220@1) DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die GWith (320003@1)all the REBOK and NIKES passin you by A (x02220@1) Dyou (xx0232@1)can jog on up to Heaven but your still gonna die D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)ADrink (x02220@1)ginsling tonics your still gonna die DTry (xx0232@1)high colonics your still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can have yourself frozen suspended in time A (x02220@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)when they thaw you out huh your still gonna die AYou (x02220@1)can have safe sex your still gonna die DYou (xx0232@1)can switch to crest but your still gonna die GYou (320003@1)can get rid of stress get a lot of rest A (x02220@1) get an Aids test enroll in EST move out West where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred Dbut (xx0232@1)your Still gonna die D (xx0232@1) AStill (x02220@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die A (x02220@1) DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna die GSo (320003@1)you better have some fun before you say Bye Bye ACause (x02220@1)your Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna DStill (xx0232@1)gonna Still gonna Still gonna Still gonna die