B5    E5    E5    D5    A5    F#5
E  | ---------------------------- | 
B  | ---------------------------- | 
G  | -----------(b9)---7----------- | 
D  | -(b9)---2----(b9)---7----7----4- | 
A  | -(b9)---2----7----5----7----4- | 
E  | -7----0--------------5----2- | 

     B5        E5           D5        A5
E  | -------------------------------------------- | 
B  | -------------------------------------------- | 
G  | ----------(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-7--7--7--------------- | 
D  | -(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--- | 
A  | -(b9)-(b9)-(b9)-7--7--7--7--5--5--5--7--7--7--7--- | 
E  | -7--7--7-----------------------5--5--5--5--- | 

E  | ------------ | 
B  | ---12-10-12- | 
G  | -(b9)--------- |    (7x)
D  | ------------ | 
A  | ------------ | 
E  | ------------ | 

E  | -------------- | 
B  | ---12-10-b12r- | 
G  | -(b9)----------- | 
D  | -------------- | 
A  | -------------- | 
E  | -------------- | 

B5
elaine's mum and dad
A5
got married three times
E5          F#5
three times

B5
first time they fucked it up
A5
second time they don't know why
E5                      F#5
but she wore the same shoes
elaine's mum and dad

B5
elaine's mum and dad
A5
got married three times,
E5         F#5
three times
B5
three wedding dresses,

A5
three tuxedos
E5                    F#5
but she wore the same shoes
elaine's mum and dad

B5
elaine's mum and dad
A5
got married three times,
E5          F#5
three times
B5                     A5
its not my fault she said
E5                          F#5
its not my fault i never knew.