Tabbed by: Buckhole Email: thebuckhole@hotmail.com Tuning: EADGBE Chords: D B G A C# e | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | B | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | G | --7---------------6------------------------------------------------------ | D | --7---9---5---7---6------------------------------------------------------ | A | --5---9---5---7---4------------------------------------------------------ | E | ------7---3---5---------------------------------------------------------- | Intro: e | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | B | ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | G | -----------------66/77-66/77-66/77-777----------------------------------- | D | -555555--777777--66/77-66/77-66/77-777----------------------------------- | A | -555555--777777--44/55-44/55-44/55-555----------------------------------- | E | -333333--555555---------------------------------------------------------- | D5 I took my car in to get it fixed B5 And i give the keys to some teethless hick G5 A5 Who picks his nose and spits C#5 I want him dead! D5 And later on i go to shop for clothes B5 And the sales clerk strikes a snotty pose G5 A5 "Can i help you with those?" C#5 I want him dead! G5 A5 And every time i see that stuck up topless dancer G5 A5 I only want her to grow old and die of cancer D5 Cause i wanna set a bonfire in her hair B5 See her fry in the electric chair G5 A5 Cause thats how much i care C#5 I want her dead! Solo G5 A5 And i ask myself well how can it be right G5 A5 To wish these awful deaths on people day and night G5 A5 But when i ask why thats the way that it must be G5 A5 A5 A5 A5 I only tell myself 'well better them than me'. D5 Cause it's not that i'm such an awful guy B5 Don't ask me cause i don't know why G5 A5 But certain people must die C#5 I want 'em dead! D5 Yeah, I wish they'd take a leap from a windowsill, B5 Or overdose on sleeping pills G5 A5 Curiosity kills C#5 I want 'em dead! D5 D5 D5 D5 Everyone who's afraid to dance B5 B5 B5 B5 And everyone who wears panters' pants G5 G5 A5 A5 And the whole nation of France D5 D5 D5 D5 I want 'em dead! D5 D5 D5 D5 You better take a dive on a live grenade B5 B5 B5 B5 Or slit your throat with a razor blade G5 G5 A5 A5 I wish you'd all get aids C#5 I want 'em dead! D5 B5 Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! G5 They got a go A5 They got a go C#5 I want 'em dead! D5 B5 And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII G5 A5 Don't know why they got a die C#5 But i want them dead! D5 De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead B5 De-de-de-dead Dead Dead Dead G5 A5 DEAD DEAD DEAD D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 D5 I want 'em dead | / slide up | \ slide down | h hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note