e-----------3-3-5-5- | 
a---5-5-5-5 5 7 7--- | 
d---7 7 7----------- | 


Chorus: I HATE UTAH
D5  G5     A5
I HATE UTAH
D5    G5    A5
I HATE UTAH
D5    G5    A5
I HATE UTAH
D5          G5                 A5
THERES NOTHING BUT MORMONS HERE
D5        G5                   A5
THEY NEVER LET ME DRINK MY BEER
 D5          G5                          A5
HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE QUEER
D5             G5                  A5
BUT STILL THAT SOUND RINGIN IN MY EAR

CHORUS

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MORMON MODE

GORDAN B HINKLEY YOU CAN LICK MY CHODE

ON SUNDAYS THEY WERE PANTS AND COATS

TOO BAD THEY LIKE TO LICK THE BALLS OF GOATS

NOW YOURE  GOING TO DO A DRUM SOLO OVER THESE PALM MUTED CHORDS D,G,A
 AND THEN END WITHA THE FIRST VERSE