Intro
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D5 , E5 , C5 , G5 , D5 , E5 , C5 , G5 , G5 , G5


Verse
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G5              E5           G5           E5
Sitting at the table with a drink in my hand

G5                 E5       G5               E5
Life is fucked as usual at least i'm not a woman


Chorus
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(i don't know the names of these chords so here is the tabs for them )
  EADGBe
1 355433
2 577455
3 133211  -  this is an F

1          2
I've got a penis

1          2
I've got a penis

3/F             1                 3
and an ounce of fucking common sense


You know the rest, it just continues like that basically.

Snugglewhipper Ryback.