Something Corporate
If You C Jordan
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: Ab

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
Ab   466544
Cm   x35543
Eb   x68886
F#   244322
Fm   133111
C#   x46664


Intro: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x2


Verse 1:
Ab          Cm            Eb     
  I have a story a bitter anthem
    F#   Fm     Ab
For everyone to hear
           Cm                 Eb
About this kid who just don't like me
    F#       Fm    Ab
And that's a solid fact
              Cm
They say he's hunting 
       Eb
me and as you see
    F#          Fm      Ab
I'm all swelled up with fear
              Cm
Cause I can't get 
           Eb
him off my back


Chorus 1:
F#     Fm
If you see 
Ab        Cm      F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#   
He makes me 
Ab      Cm       F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
Ab   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#         Ab   F#    C#
  And you still won't quit


Post Chorus: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm 


Verse 2:
Ab                   Cm
  You tried to fight me 
        Eb      
down at Tyler's beach
    F#    Fm           Ab
And man I think that's great
           Cm
You nearly cried and 
        Eb
said to yell at you 
       F#    Fm      Ab
Like I do at all the girls
          Cm
You drove home real 
              Eb
quick did you make it 
   F#      Fm    Ab
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
Cm             Eb
of you in this world


(Repeat Chorus 1)


Guitar Solo: Ab  Cm  Eb  F# Fm  x4


Verse 3:
Ab             Cm
  You say it's chivalry
          Eb
well it's jealousy that
F#     Fm      Ab
Led us to this song
              Cm
Won't play it often
        Eb
just at least until
       F#  Fm
You're gone 
Ab               Cm
  You'll stop at nothing but 
         Eb
the real thing and everything 
F#    Fm        Ab
Up to that's pretend 
You tried to 
Cm            Eb
brainwash all my friends


Chorus 2:
F#     Fm
If you see 
Ab        Cm      F#
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#   
He makes me 
Ab      Cm       F#
Sick he makes me sick
C#
High school's
Ab   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#         Ab   F#    C#
  And you still won't quit
         Ab
Fuck you Jordan 
Cm       F#
fuck you Jordan
    C#
You made me 
Ab       Cm      F#
Sick you made me sick
C#
High school's
Ab   Cm            F#
Over high school's over
C#        Ab
  I don't care if 
             F#
you dye your hair
You'll always be a 
C#              C#(hold)
little red head bitch!


Ending Solo: Ab  Cm  F#  C#   x4 Ab(hold)