Key: Ab5

Tuning: Standard EADGBe




Intro: Ab5  C5  Eb5  F#5 F5  x2


Verse 1:
Ab5          C5            Eb5     
  I have a story a bitter anthem
    F#5   F5     Ab5
For everyone to hear
           C5                 Eb5
About this kid who just don't like me
    F#5       F5    Ab5
And that's a solid fact
              C5
They say he's hunting 
       Eb5
me and as you see
    F#5          F5      Ab5
I'm all swelled up with fear
              C5
Cause I can't get 
           Eb5
him off my back


Chorus 1:
F#5     F5
If you see 
Ab5        C5      F#5
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#5   
He makes me 
Ab5      C5       F#5
Sick he makes me sick
C#5
High school's
Ab5   C5            F#5
Over high school's over
C#5         Ab5   F#5    C#5
  And you still won't quit


Post Biss: Ab5  C5  Eb5  F#5 F5 


Verse 2:
Ab5                   C5
  You tried to fight me 
        Eb5      
down at Tyler's beach
    F#5    F5           Ab5
And man I think that's great
           C5
You nearly cried and 
        Eb5
said to yell at you 
       F#5    F5      Ab5
Like I do at all the girls
          C5
You drove home real 
              Eb5
quick did you make it 
   F#5      F5    Ab5
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
C5             Eb5
of you in this world


(Repeat Chorus 1)


Guitar Solo: Ab5  C5  Eb5  F#5 F5  x4


Verse 3:
Ab5             C5
  You say it's chivalry
          Eb5
well it's jealousy that
F#5     F5      Ab5
Led us to this song
              C5
Won't play it often
        Eb5
just at least until
       F#5  F5
You're gone 
Ab5               C5
  You'll stop at nothing but 
         Eb5
the real thing and everything 
F#5    F5        Ab5
Up to that's pretend 
You tried to 
C5            Eb5
brainwash all my friends


Chorus 2:
F#5     F5
If you see 
Ab5        C5      F#5
Jordan if you see Jordan
   C#5   
He makes me 
Ab5      C5       F#5
Sick he makes me sick
C#5
High school's
Ab5   C5            F#5
Over high school's over
C#5         Ab5   F#5    C#5
  And you still won't quit
         Ab5
Fuck you Jordan 
C5       F#5
fuck you Jordan
    C#5
You made me 
Ab5       C5      F#5
Sick you made me sick
C#5
High school's
Ab5   C5            F#5
Over high school's over
C#5        Ab5
  I don't care if 
             F#5
you dye your hair
You'll always be a 
C#5              C#(hold)
little red head bitch!


Ending Solo: Ab5  C5  F#5  C#5   x4 Ab(hold)