iF yoU C Jordan (Acoustic)
Something Corporate
Leaving Through The Window (2002)

Capo on 1st, all chords relative to capo.
I use barre chords for the verse and open chords for the chorus.

Intro: 
G (320003@1)   Bm (x24432@1)   D (xx0232@1)   F (133211@1)Em (022000@1)( x2 )

Verse:
G (320003@1)         Bm (x24432@1)           D (xx0232@1)     
I have a story, a bitter anthem
    F (133211@1)  EmFor (022000@1)everyone to hear
G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)               D (xx0232@1)About this kid who just don't like me
    F (133211@1)      EmAnd (022000@1)that's a solid fact
G (320003@1)               Bm (x24432@1)        D (xx0232@1)      
They say he's hunting me, and as you see
    F (133211@1)         EmI'm (022000@1)all swelled up with fear
G(pm) (320003@1)            Bm(pm) (x24432@1)   D(pm) (xx0232@1)Cause' I can't get him off my back
   F (133211@1) EmIf (022000@1)you see

Chorus:
G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)    FJordan, (133211@1)if you see Jordan
   C (x32010@1)     
He makes me 
G (320003@1)      Bm (x24432@1)     F (133211@1)
Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh (x32010@1)school's
G (320003@1)   Bm (x24432@1)          F (133211@1)    COver, (x32010@1)high school's over
        G (320003@1)    Bm (x24432@1)  F (133211@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x1)

Verse:
G (320003@1)             Bm (x24432@1)         DYou (xx0232@1)tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach
    F (133211@1)   EmAnd (022000@1)man I think that's great
G (320003@1)            Bm (x24432@1)          DYou (xx0232@1)nearly cried and said to yell at you 
       F (133211@1)   EmLike (022000@1)I do at all the girls
G (320003@1)            Bm (x24432@1)                    D (xx0232@1) 
You drove home real quick, did you make it 
   F (133211@1)     EmIn (022000@1)time to masturbate?
G(pm) (320003@1)         Bm(pm) (x24432@1)      D(pm) (xx0232@1)There's one too many of you in this world
   F (133211@1) EmIf (022000@1)you see

Chorus:
G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)    FJordan, (133211@1)if you see Jordan
   C (x32010@1)     
He makes me 
G (320003@1)      Bm (x24432@1)     F (133211@1)
Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh (x32010@1)school's
G (320003@1)   Bm (x24432@1)          F (133211@1)    COver, (x32010@1)high school's over
        G (320003@1)    Bm (x24432@1)  F (133211@1) 
And you still won't quit

(Repeat Intro x 3)

Verse:
G (320003@1)          Bm (x24432@1)               D (xx0232@1)You say it's chivalry, well it's jealousy that
F (133211@1)    Em (022000@1)Led us to this song
G (320003@1)           Bm (x24432@1)                D (xx0232@1)   
Won't play it often, just at least until
           F (133211@1)EmYou're (022000@1)gone 
G (320003@1)              Bm (x24432@1)                 DYou'll (xx0232@1)stop at nothing but the real thing and everything 
F (133211@1)   EmUp (022000@1)to that's pretend 
G(pm) (320003@1)      Bm(pm) (x24432@1)      D(pm) (xx0232@1)You tried to brainwash all my friends
   F (133211@1) EmIf (022000@1)you see

Chorus:
G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)    FJordan, (133211@1)if you see Jordan
   C (x32010@1)     
He makes me 
G (320003@1)      Bm (x24432@1)     F (133211@1)
Sick, he makes me sick
CHigh (x32010@1)school's
G (320003@1)   Bm (x24432@1)          F (133211@1)    COver, (x32010@1)high school's over
        G (320003@1)    Bm (x24432@1)  F (133211@1)  
And you still won't quit

Fuck you

Outro:
G (320003@1)     Bm (x24432@1)     FJordan, (133211@1)fuck you Jordan
   CYou (x32010@1)made me 
G (320003@1)      Bm (x24432@1)     FSick, (133211@1)you made me sick
CHigh (x32010@1)school's 
G (320003@1)   Bm (x24432@1)          F (133211@1)    COver, (x32010@1)high school's over
           G (320003@1)               BmI (x24432@1)don't care if you dye your hair
              F (133211@1)                  CYou'll (x32010@1)always be a little red-head bitch!

Repeat Intro x 4