capo: 1 fret


CI (x32010@1)flew United Airlines on my way to Nebraska
                                                         FThe (133211@1)plane departed, Halifax, connecting in Chicago's "O'Hare".
       GWhile (320003@1)on the ground, a passenger said from the seat behind me,
                                        C"My (x32010@1)God, they're throwing guitars out there"

The band and I exchanged a look, best described as terror
At the action on the tarmat, and knowing whose projectiles these would be
So before I left Chicago, I alerted three employees
Who showed complete indifference towards me

FUnited... (133211@1)
(United...
                     CYou (x32010@1)broke my Taylor Guitar
FUnited... (133211@1)
(United...)
                  CSome (x32010@1)big help you are

                          GYou (320003@1)broke it, you should fix it
                      FYou're (133211@1)liable, just admit it
                        GI (320003@1)should've flown with someone else
     F (133211@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G
Or gone by car
                       C'Cause (x32010@1)United breaks guitars.


When we landed in Nebraska, I confirmed what I'd suspected
My Taylor'd been the victim of a vicious act of malice at O'Hare

So began a year long sagan, of "pass the buck", "don't ask me", and "I'm sorry, 
sir, your claim can go no where".
So to all the airlines people, from New York to New Deli
Including kind Ms. Irlweg, who says the final word from them is "no".

GI (320003@1)heard all your excuses,

And I've chased your wild gooses
                                      CAnd (x32010@1)I say this attitude of yours must go

United...
(United...)
You broke my Taylor Guitar
United...
(United...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by car

'Cause United breaks guitars.

FWell, (133211@1)I won't say that I'll never fly with you again,

'Cause, maybe, to save the world, I probably would,
                       
But that won't likely happen,

 F (133211@1)                                   GAnd (320003@1)if it did, I wouldn't bring my luggage
                           F'Cause (133211@1)you'd just go and break it,
                  GInto (320003@1)a thousand pieces,
                         FJust (133211@1)like you broke my heart
       G (320003@1)            CWhen (x32010@1)United breaks guitars
.

United...
(United...)
You broke my Taylor Guitar
United...
(United...)
Some big help you are

You broke it, you should fix it
You're liable, just admit it
I should've flown with someone else
Or gone by car

'Cause United breaks guitars.

Yeah, United breaks guitars.

Yeah, United breaks guitars.