and: Sorry About Your Daughter
Song: "Pervert Head"

*Intro*

    Guitar 1                        
 |     6X          |       4X        |
e|-----------------|-----------------|
B|-----------------|-----------------|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|-----------------|
D|-----------------|-----------------|
A|-----------------|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|-----------------|-----------------|


          Guitar 2
 |           1X            |                 4X                  |
e|-------------------------|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------|-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------|-------------------------------------|
A|-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-12-|-12-12-15-17-12--12-12-15-17-12---14-|
E|-------------------------|--------------------------------15---|


 |          4X             |
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-0-0-3-5-0-0-0-3-5-0---2-|
E|---------------------3---|

*Build*

             Guitar 1
   A          16 bts.
e|----------------------------------|
B|-2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
G|-2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
D|-2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
A|-0~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
E|----------------------------------|

             Guitar 2
 |            16 bts.               |
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0|
E|----------------------------------|

*Verse*

             Guitar 1
 |             5X                |
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-2---2-------7---7-----3-3-3-3-|
A|-0---0-5---5-5---5-7---5-5-5-5-|
E|-------3---3-------5-----------|

        Guitar 2       |(end of each pass)
 |         1X          |   4X    |
e|---------------------|---------|
B|---------------------|---------|
G|---------------------|---------|
D|-2---2-------7---7---|---------|
A|-0---0-5---5-5---5-7-|-----0---|
E|-------3---3-------5-|-0-3---3-|

*Chorus* 

                                Guitar 1
 |                                 2X                                |
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|

                                Guitar 2
                                   2X
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-x-x-x-8-8-|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-x-x-x-7-7-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-x-x-x-6-6-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-x-x-x-7-7-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|

*Riff*

          Guitar 2
 |          4X             |
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-0-0-3-5-0-0-0-3-5-0---2-|
E|---------------------3---|


         Guitar 1
 |          3X             |
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-------------------------|
D|-------------------------|
A|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E|-------------------------|

*Verse* 4X

*Chorus* 2X

*Bridge*

             Guitar 2
 |              6X                |
e|--------------------------------|---|
B|--------------------------------|---| 
G|--------------------------------|---|  __ On last pass
D|--------------------------------|-2-|  /
A|-0-0-3-3-5-5-5-0-0-0-3-3-5-5-5--|-0-| /
E|--------------------------------|---|/

            Guitar 1
 | On 2nd pass |After last pass
e|-0~~~~~~~~~~~|------------|
B|-2~~~~~~~~~~~|------------|
G|-2~~~~~~~~~~~|------------|
D|-2~~~~~~~~~~~|-14~~~~~~~~~|
A|-0~~~~~~~~~~~|-12~~~~~~~~~|
E|-x-----------|------------|


*chorus*

*verse* 1x

        Guitar 1
 |        1X           |
e|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|-2---2-------7---7---|
A|-0---0-5---5-5---5-7-|
E|-------3---3-------5-|

        Guitar 2       |
 |         1X          |
e|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|-2---2-------7---7---|
A|-0---0-5---5-5---5-7-|
E|-------3---3-------5-|

I know this guy,
who has the hots for his teacher,
When she bends over,
He checks out her size 6 sneaker,

And its very wrong,
It almost makes me sick inside,
She's married and to top it off,
She's been impregnated,

*chorus*
I guess you can't control,
Who it is you fall for,
Even if it's your educator,
Who happens to be pregnant,

I don't know where he,
Gets these crazy ideas,
She's not even hot,
To begin with,

Now I won't say names,
To spare humilation,
But I sure can say,
That he has issues,

But I guess you can't control,
Who it is you fall for,
Even if it's your educator,
Who happens to be pregnant,

Hopefully someday,
This kid can get his mind straight,
But for now he's,
Just some wipped kid,