Intro:  D5  A5  G5  A5  (repeat) 
  
D5            A5     G5        A5 
You fell for me, I fell for you  
D5             A5        G5            A5 
You think I'm great, I think you're good  
    D5                A5         G5          A5 
and that's enough to prove the point once more  
G5                   A5          D5  
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure  
 
Refr?o 
    A5 
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure  
    D5 
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure  
    A5 
(Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

  
G5                   A5          D5     A5  D5  A5  D5 
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure  
 
I light my filter, then reverse it  
And burn a mouth that's weak on verbs  
and nouns and nouns but I'm not sore  
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure  
 
Chorus  
 
I traded you for Jean and Myra  
I traded them for the Mormon Choir  
Now I got some music and the Lord  
And I'm feeling dumber than before  
 
Chorus