...STUPID MARRIAGE... by The Specials ---------------------................ *from 'The Specials' (1979)* Intro: (Spoken): (n.c) Court in session. What do you mean 'Oi oi oi'? Must have court in session. Order. (Spoken over E A B): My name is Judge Roughneck, And I will not tolerate, Any disobedience in my courtroom. Rude boy, you have been brought in front of me, And charged with smashing this woman's window. Before I sentence you; What have you got to say in your defence? Verse 1: EI (022100@1)was walking, A (x02220@1) BDown (x2444x@1)the street one night, EWhen (022100@1)I saw her silhouette, A (x02220@1) BIn (x2444x@1)a bathroom light. E (022100@1)Her way of life baby, A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1)Nothing to hide, EWith (022100@1)her frosted glass, A (x02220@1) BShatterd (x2444x@1)curtains open wide. Chorus 1: D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Naked woman, naked man, D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice sun-tan? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) GYou (320003@1)live in a castle built of sand, D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Naked woman, naked man. Break: (n.c) Naked from your bath, You go naked to your bed. And I can't stop the hatred, Running through my head. Solo: E (022100@1)A (x02220@1)B(x6) (x2444x@1) Break: (Spoken over E A B): Silence in court. Order. Rude boy, you have led me to believe, That you was going out with a girl, And she left you and married someone else. So you got drunk, And smashed up your ex-girlfriend's property. I have come to one conclusion; That is to sentence you to five months in prison. Before they take you down to the cells, What have you got to say for yourself? Verse 3: EHe (022100@1)wanted to be something, A (x02220@1) BBut (x2444x@1)she knows he never will. EShe's (022100@1)got him where she wanted, A (x02220@1) BAnd (x2444x@1)for-got to take her pill. EAnd (022100@1)he thinks that she'll be happy, A (x02220@1) BWhen (x2444x@1)she's hanging out the nappies, EIf (022100@1)that's a happy marriage; A (x02220@1) Bb (x1333x@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B (n.c) I'd pre-fer to be un-happy! Chorus 3: D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Married woman, married man, D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that family plan? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Mrs. Ewe and Mr. Ram, D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that lovely lamb? Coda: (Half Time): D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? (Order in my courtroom) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? (Hush up) (Increase Tempo): D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)Naked woman, naked man, c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1)Where did you get that nice suntan? (n.c) Naked woman, naked man, Where did you get that nice sun-tan? (Take him away). CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) B (x2444x@1) D (xx0232@1) c (x3101x@1) G (320003@1) EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE xxx454 xx7655 xx4442 xx0232 xx5553 xx5433 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)