Chords Used: F5 F5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 G5 Bb5


Intro: F5

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God, I dreamed there was an angel
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Who could hear me through the wall
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As I cried out, like in Latin,
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"This is so not life at all.
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Help me out-out-of this nightmare"
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Then I heard her silver call.
Bb5
She said: "Just give it time, kid.
Bb5
I come to one and all"

F5
She said: "Give me that hand, please,
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And the itch you can't control.
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Let me teach you how to handle
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All the sadness in your soul.
Bb5
Oh, we'll work that silver magic
Bb5
Then we'll aim it at the wall"
Bb5
She said: "Love may make you blind kid,
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But I wouldn't mind at all."

         A5  
It's the bitch of living (bitch, just the bitch)
         G5
With nothing but your hand. (just the bitch, yeah)
         Bb5
Just the bitch of living
         Bb5
As someone you can't stand

F5
See, each night, it's like fantastic
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Tossing, turning, without rest,
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'Cause my days at the piano
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With my teacher and her breasts;
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And the music's like the one thing
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I can even get at all
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And those breasts!
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I mean, God, please just let those apples fall

         A5
It's the bitch of living (bitch, ah, ah, ah)
         G5
With nothing going on (nothing going on)
         Bb5
Just the bitch of living,
         Bb5
Asking: what went wrong?

A5
Do they think we want this?
        G5
Oh- who knows?

F5
See, there's showering in gym class...
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Bobby Maler, he's the best...
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Looks so nasty in those khakis...
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God, my whole life's like some test.
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Then there's Marianna Wheelan,
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As if she'd return my call.
Bb5
It's like just kiss some ass, man,
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Then you can screw 'em all.

Bb5
Ah.........

         A5
It's the bitch of living (it's the bitch of living)
         G5 
And living in your head. (it's the bitch)
         Bb5
It's the bitch of living
         Bb5
And sensing God is dead.

         A5
It's the bitch of living (you watch me, just watch me)
         G5
And trying to get ahead. (I'm calling you one day)
         Bb5
It's the bitch of living
         Bb5
Just getting out of bed. (all will know)

         A5
It's the bitch of living (living, living)(all will know)
         G5
And getting what you get.
         Bb5
Just the bitch of living
         Bb5
And knowing this is it.

     A5
God, is this it?
              G5
This can't be it
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Oh God, what a bitch!