Verse1
    G
She clings to me like cellophane
 D
  Fake plastic submarine
 A 
  Slowly driving me insane
    C
But now that's over


G
  So what if the sex was great
D
  Just a temporary escape
E
  Another thing I grew to hate 
    C
But now that's over

Chorus:
C        D                
  Whyyyyy,    
E              C
why you always kick me when I'm 

C    D
 high

E                  C
Knock me down till we see eye to

C    D
 eye

E           C 
Figured her out I know she
A               C                         
May not be Miss Right but 
                G
she'll do right now

D    E   C

and so on....

Verse 2 (same as Verse1)
I used to hang on every word
Each lie was more absurd
Kept me so insecure
But now that's over

She taught me how to trust
And to believe in us
And then she taught me how to cuss ... that bitch!
It's over

Than:
A                      C
 You know I used to be such a nice boy 

And go on with the Chorus
 
Have fun, 
Sid