This is my first tab, and while I know all the chords aren't exactly right, I hope it at 
gets the job done.

jwac

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Ebmaj7  668786

Gmin7  343333

Ab   466544

Bbaug7  113132

Db  446664

Dbm  446654

Cmin7  335343

B  224442

Bbmin  113321

A  577655 and then drop to Ab, G, Gb, F

F7  131211

Bb7  113131

Abmin7  464444

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Ebmaj7
   What, me worry? I
Gmin7
   never do
Ab
   I'm always amused
Bbaug7
   and amusing you.

Ebmaj7
   Sans le fear of
Gmin7
   impending doom
Ab
   life is like banquet food
Bbaug7
   pleasures to paruse.

Db
   Do I amuse you dear?
Dbmin
   Would you think me queer if while
Cmin7
   standing be-
B
   -side you, I
Bbmin
   opted in-
A, Ab, G, Gb, F
   -stead to disappear, disappear...


In no hurry I'll sing my tune, all my skies the hue of a ruddy bruise.
In my finest threads couture, I'll call up my favorite muse for a drink half full or two.
Have I absued you, dear?
You have had it to here, you say "love is just a bloodmatch to see who endures lash 
lash with panache..."


Ebmaj7
   In the spring, I dust
F7
   off my lute
Bb7
   stuff my
F7
   suitcase
Abmin7
   full of blues, and I
Ab
   stir the dust und-
B
   -erneath the thrust of
Cmin7
   my click-
Db
   -ing heels, c'est la
Ab
   vie
B Db Ebmaj7


What, me worry? I never do. Life is one charming ruse for us lucky few.
Have I fooled you dear?
The time it's coming near when I'll give you my hand and I'll say "it's been grand, but 
out of here."
I'm out of here...