LOVE SONG FOR TONY BLAIR by STANLEY FORBES VERSE 1: DTony (xx0232@1)Blair, There's something about you, I don't think it's your wavy hair, Or your ashen face, Or your fondness for posterity, Your obvious sincerity Your lack of animosity Or your over generosity A (x02220@1) (pause) It must be Your beautiful DSmile. (xx0232@1) BRIDGE: EmThey (022000@1)called you girls' names at school, how cruel, AmTo (x02210@1)me you're as butch as butch can be, And who gives a monkeys about WMDs, EmYour (022000@1)toothy grin is surely enough to please, And appease the needs of the beorgeoisies, AmAnd (x02210@1)hide this country's mediocrities, And banish all the fallacies, Purported by your enemies EmOh (022000@1)Tony, Tony Blair, I don't care AmWhat (x02210@1)other people might say, Cos you're the brightest light in my EmGod-fearing (022000@1)day. Oh, leave Cherie, and the trappings of this democracy, Am (x02210@1) EmAnd (022000@1)run away with me...(scream) REPEAT VERSE 1 TO END (I know it's not a very popular song, but it's one of my favourites! You can hear it on - any questions, please email me: mrowenthomas@hotmail.co.uk)