G                         Ab
Whos wiser than a warlock, and tougher than a troll
       Am                Bm    Bbm
And charming as a candy cane
       Am                        E
Whos faster than a Phoenix, and sly as a Phoenix
       C    A      Gm D
And always set to entertain.

 C                  F#m                  G       E
Here to give this sagging tale a hero to employ
     Em          G        C         Eb
Look up to the skies, now look in my eyes.
Em    Am   D
It?s Gilderoy!

         G                       Ab
Who?s handsome as a Hobbit, and manly as a Mare?
      Am                       Bm     Bbm
And loves to give the girls a wink?
       Am                      E
Who?s funny as a ferret, and quick as a quill?
      C      Am     Gm        D
And always sings without lip sync.

 C                  F#m              G            Eb
Here to rid your nostrils of that dreadful potter boy
            Am           G            Eb       Am
Cause that smell in the air is the marvelous flair of
  G           F#
S'cuse me, Gilderoy