Dm–Dm     

Dm         Bb
When I was only three
   C            F 
My mama said to me
 Bb                  
"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho,
C                   Dm
Or you're gonna get VD"

Dm              Bb
When I was seventeen
C               F
I boned a kooky bitch
Bb          
A couple days later, my balls swelled up
       C               Dm
And my crotch began to itch

Bb
But thats when I totally knew
C
What God wanted me to do, woah

Dm          Bb     C         F
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F                   Bb        C
Fuck all night, and party all day
Dm          Bb     C         F
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F                  Bb        C         Dm
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Dm


Check it out
Dm                    Bb  
Now I'm in a bitchin' band
        C             F   
And I'm banging every nun
Bb
I don't care if she's a trailer ho
          C               Dm
But she's got me freakin' out


Dm                   Bb
I get up in the afternoon
C                           F
'Cause I ain't got a stupid job
Bb                   
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons
C                          Dm
While the slut polishes my knob
Bb
Smoke and drink and screw
C
Thats what I was born to do, woah

Dm          Bb     C         F
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F                   Bb        C
Fuck all night, and party all day
Dm          Bb     C         F
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F                  Bb        C         Dm
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Solo: Dm Bb C F Bb C  Dm Bb C F Bb Dm

Bb
Now God's looking down on me
         C               C#  
Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

D#m          B     C#         F#
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F#                   B        C#
Fuck all night, and party all day
D#m          B     C#         F#
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F#                  B        C#         D#m
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

D#m          B     C#         F#
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F#                   B        C#
Fuck all night, and party all day
D#m          B     C#         F#
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
F#                  B        C#         
I'm gonna fuck all night and party
D#m  /     /    /
Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
D#m  /
Fuck yeah!
...Fuck yeah, dude