Tabbed by: Walter Faber

Tuning: No friggin Idea, my ears are broken. I play it in E Standard.

Have fun with your balls out! (And don't forget to look cool... for the chicks.)

e | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
B | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
G | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
D | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 
A | ---------5--0--3--<5>--3--5--0- | --5--0--3--<5>--3--5--0------------------- | 
E | ------------------------------- | ------------------------------------------ | 




When I was only three,
D5
my mom said to me,
C5            A5
"Don't go screwing a skanky ho,
Bb5
or you're gonna get VD"
C5                   A5

When I was seventeen,
D5
I boned a kooky bitch
C5               A5
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
Bb5                    Bb5  F5 Bb5
And my crotch began to itch
C5                   D5

But thats when I totally knew,
Bb5
What God wanted me to do,
C5
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
D5      F5   A5  F5   G5   G5     A5
Fuck all night, and party all day!
A5    A5  A5     F5   F5     A5  G5
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
D5      F5   A5  F5   G5   G5     A5
Fuck all night and party...All day
A5    A5  A5     F5   F5     A5  G5

etc.

Solo

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- | 
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | ------------------12b13---13r12--10--------------------------------------- | 
B | --10---11--13------------------------10--11--13pb15-13~~------------------ | 
G | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-13-11-11-10-10--------------------------------- | 
G--------10--12------------------------------------------------------------- | 
D | --12---------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

e | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
B | ----------------13pb15--13-10---11--10------------------------------------ | 
G------10--12---------------------------10- 12b14r12------------------------ | 
D | --12------------------------------------------------10~~~~---------------- | 
A | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 
E | -------------------------------------------------------------------------- | 

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 |  /   slide up
 |  \   slide down
 B5   hammer-on
 |  p   pull-off
 |  ~   vibrato
 |  +   harmonic
 |  x   Mute note
 B5   Bend
 |  pb  Pre-bend
 |  br  Bend release
 |  pbr Pre-bend release
 |  brb Bend release bend

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