From "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!"
Written by David Javerbaum and Adam Schlesinger, sung by Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart.
Sunny figured this out - I just played the giant goy.
G (320003@1) Fdim (1201xx@1) Am (x02210@1) D7Jon: (xx0212@1)Can I interest you in Hannukah?
G (320003@1) Fdim (1201xx@1) C (x32010@1) D7Maybe (xx0212@1)something in a Festival of Lights
C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) E7It's (020130@1)a sensible alternative to Christmas
Am (x02210@1) D7And (xx0212@1)it lasts for seven - for you - eight nights.
n/C
Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.
n/C
Jon: Well, you could do worse.
G (320003@1) FdimStephen: (1201xx@1)Is it merry?
Am (x02210@1) D7Jon: (xx0212@1)It's kind of merry
G (320003@1) FdimStephen: (1201xx@1)Is it cheery?
C (x32010@1) D7Jon: (xx0212@1)It's got some cheer
CStephen: (x32010@1)Is it jolly?
D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) E7Jon: (020130@1)Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.
C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) G7But (320001@1)it's not my least unfavourite time of year.
CStephen: (x32010@1)When's it start?
D7Jon: (xx0212@1)The 25th
GStephen: (320003@1)Of December?
E7Jon: (020130@1)Kislev
C (x32010@1) D7Stephen: (xx0212@1)When is when exactly?
G (320003@1) E7Jon: (020130@1)I will check
CStephen: (x32010@1)Are there presents?
D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) E7Jon: (020130@1)Yes, indeed 8 days of presents
C (x32010@1) D7Which (xx0212@1)means one nice one, then a week of dreck.
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)
Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came
Gto (320003@1)save the world?
Am (x02210@1) D7Jon: (xx0212@1)No, oil that burned quite slowly
n/C
Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!
n/C GJon: (320003@1)There's more! We have latkes
FdimStephen: (1201xx@1)What are they?
Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) GJon: (320003@1)Potato pancakes. We have dreidels
FdimStephen: (1201xx@1)What are they?
Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) CJon: (x32010@1)Wooden tops. We have candles
D7Stephen: (xx0212@1)What are they?
G (320003@1) E7 (020130@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) GJon: (320003@1)THEY ARE CANDLES! And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.
n/C
What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)
Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew, I'm trying even harder
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1) D7But (xx0212@1)I believe in Jesus Christ, so it's a real non-starter
G (320003@1) Fdim (1201xx@1) Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) Fdim (1201xx@1)
Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? Just a little bit?
Am (x02210@1) D7 (xx0212@1) C (x32010@1) D7Stephen: (xx0212@1)No thanks I'll pass. I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato
G (320003@1) E7 (020130@1) Am (x02210@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Am (x02210@1) Gpancakes. (320003@1) But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.
Am (x02210@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Am (x02210@1) GJon: (320003@1)Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.
Am (x02210@1) E7Stephen: (020130@1)That's exactly what I'll do
n/c C (x32010@1) D7Both: (xx0212@1)Happy holidays, you
GJon/Stephen: (320003@1)Too!/Jew!
Jon: Too?
